World’s Shortest Epistolary Novel

Email 1: School secretary, to whole school

Remember everybody, if you’re going to the holiday party, you need to RSVP as soon as possible.

Email 2: Me, to school secretary

I’ll be there!

Email 3: School secretary, to me

1 or 2?

Email 4: Me, to school secretary

1, but thanks for rubbing it in.

It’s nice to know that being single and attending a party alone is such an unthinkable state of affairs that it can’t be inferred by the simple lack of mention of a plus one, but must be explicitly mentioned.

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