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The Sirius Cybernetic Corporation defines intelligence as "...the ability to reconcile totally contradictory situations without going completely bonkers".  By that definition, when it comes to Halloween, I'm a freaking genius. …
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Tom Swifties

Tom Swifties are an under appreciated art form. I hope that if I publish enough of them I'll be offered a lucrative executive credit on my own Tom Swifty based…
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Episode 4: A New Blog

A new blog?  Why now?  Why me?  Why is it called Gaufqwi?  What is a "gaufqwi"?  How do you pronounce "gaufqwi"? These are questions that have troubled philosophers for millennia,…