Tom Swifties are an under appreciated art form. I hope that if I publish enough of them I’ll be offered a lucrative executive credit on my own Tom Swifty based CBS sitcom starring Patrick Stewart.
- “My goldfish is from Japan,” Tom said coyly.
- “Geez, I’m lactating!” Tom expressed.
- “Mr. Sampras is the key to my clone army,” Tom repeated.
- “I just ate Kurt, Mercedes, Finn, Puck, Rachel, Mr. Shue… everybody!” Tom said gleefully.
- “The weight is exactly one sixteenth of a pound,” Tom announced.
- “Making a trade in Settlers always makes me excited,” Tom said sheepishly.
